Junk Mail Deluxe!
Things I'm currently sick off:
- Junk Mail (hence the title)
- Parades
- My job
- Gas prices
- The way the White Sox are playing
- Parades (I know I mentioned this already...I just really hate parades)
- Humidity
- Bills
- Blisters
Wow. That list sucks. Maybe I should toss a national debt, the Bush administration and foreign policy in there to make it a little more hardcore, but alas, I can't.
Things from the sports world that I really don't want to happen: The Bulls drafting the Chinese? center named Yi with their pick.
Things that will make me light myself on fire if they happen: The Bulls trading up to draft the Chinese? center named Yi in this year's draft.
Things that are great: Wine with dinner. Milk and cookies. Green Day's Dookie album. The Offspring's Smash album.
1 Comments:
Wow.. that is a lot of stuff! Other than the Bulls ranting (because I dont enjoy the NBA as much as you do but I am most confident that you will try very hard to convert me), I agree with your list.
Just for emphasis, the blisters you are talking about TOTALLY suck and wine with dinner isnt just great... it is AWESOME!! and when I say AWESOME... I mean super crazy awesome!!
Alright, I know... I went to far. DAMN!
I will end it with...not a Jason Haiku but a:
Shit boo... thats how we do! (I'm a moron... I know.)
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